random ramblings about the stuff and the thing

The True Confessions of Me, aged 29 and a little bit

CHEWING GUM

I heard a vicious rumour that confession is good for the soul. With this in mind, I have decided to share my many crimes, faults and misdemeanours with the world. Brace yourselves.

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Dear Jessica, You shouldn’t have…

MILK AND COOKIES FOR SANTA

Just what I always wanted – a plastic reindeer with edible poop. How ever did you know? I feel so silly now for only getting you a new Laptop, Blu-Ray player, 3 albums, 2 sets of pyjamas and a day ticket to a luxury Spa. You shouldn’t have. Really.

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You did it again Santa. Bravo…

SANTA'S LIST

Yet another flawless Christmas delivery; bravo. Would you be so kind as to educate Royal Mail on how it’s done? Even just the basics – like good time-keeping and not dropping items before they reach their destination would be fabulous.

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