Dear Angie, My Brother Ripped Tiny Tears’ Head Clean Off
Meet my big brother – Chris. 
Chris is 31 years old, bright, witty and intelligent. He is also a very busy and important banker person, who (as far as I can tell) either lives at the gym, or frequently juggles elephants. 
Long before Chris took up juggling large mammals, he was simply my very annoying big brother.
In 1989, when I was seven years old – he decapitated my Tiny Tears doll. One day I might find it in my heart to forgive him. But until that time – I shall write incriminating fake pen pal letters about him, from seven year old me.
Read all about it here.