6 Things I’m Really Thinking When I Click ‘Like’
1. I’m Totally Jealous and Hate You Right Now.
Though I’m sure my wet weekend in Bognor Regis will compare favourably.
2. I Wouldn’t Kick You Out of Bed for Farting.
No, really.
3. “You Have to Stop the Q-Tip When There’s Resistance!”
4. This is Awesome. I Hate Myself for Not Thinking of it First.
So let me see – I already have balloons, tennis balls and a teeny-tiny cardigan. All I need to do now is borrow a small child.
I’m sure his parents won’t notice. Much.
5. Sometimes – There Are No Words. 
6. I Didn’t Actually Read Your Status Update, but I’m Click-Happy and Wanted to Pretend That I Care.
Upon reflection, I am sorry to hear that your goldfish died. Now how do I un-’like’?
