50 Shades of Grey Awesomeness
E L James, you have failed me. Why oh why couldn’t your protagonist and wanton sexpot have been called Christian Periwinkle?
50 Shades of Periwinkle would have made a much cooler montage. For now, here’s my 50 Shades of Grey:
1. Nellie the Elephant.
2. Nelly the Heffalump.
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26. Marley.
27. …and Me. 
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34. Why Children Should Not Play With Scissors.
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46. Rock.
47. Paper.
48. Scissors.
49. Lizard.
50. Spock.
