If the King of England Thing Doesn’t Work Out
I can’t help thinking that Prince Charles really needs a contingency plan, just in case the King of England thing falls through.
If you wish to thank me Charles – tea and biscuits at the palace will suffice. No cucumber sandwiches though, please:
If I had known Weather Presenters were allowed to slag off the Script Writer mid-forecast, then I would have submitted my job application sooner.
Where do I sign?
One’s sexy and one knows it.