If the King of England Thing Doesn’t Work Out
I can’t help thinking that Prince Charles really needs a contingency plan, just in case the King of England thing falls through.
So having picked out his key skills and experience, I have a few suggestions.
If you wish to thank me Charles – tea and biscuits at the palace will suffice. No cucumber sandwiches though, please:
Weather Forecaster
If I had known Weather Presenters were allowed to slag off the Script Writer mid-forecast, then I would have submitted my job application sooner.
Where do I sign?
Wig Advocate
Face it: comb-overs are never a good look. 
I think Charles could pull off an afro though. With aplomb. 
Male Model
Step aside David Beckham. 
Charles has landed. 
Breakdancer for LMFAO 
One’s sexy and one knows it.