4 Reasons Barbie is Not a Keeper
1. She’s kind of high maintenance.
There’s the Dream House, the Beach House and the Vacation House. The personalised Camper Van, Glam Convertible and Canopy Horse and Carriage. 32 wardrobe changes a day. The shoes. The handbags. The dog, the cat, the horse and the unicorn.
This girl likes to shop. Have you seen the price of the average unicorn?
2. You’ll find more meat on a butcher’s pencil.
How is she supposed to rave about your mother’s roast potatoes without even trying them?
3. Cosmetic enhancement doesn’t pay for itself you know.
Don’t think that Pilates alone is sufficient to keep her blonde, pert, firm and wrinkle free.
And I wouldn’t kid yourself that she’s a natural blonde either.
(You may need to think about remortgaging the Dream House).